Showing posts with label Celebration in Bengal. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 31, 2026

The Saree, the Slippers, and the U-Turn: The Evolution of Bengal’s Storm Petrel.

                                                 


                            

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History is rarely made by those who follow the rules. This is the true story of a political journey that altered the fabric of Indian democracy, rising from the turbulent political landscape deep within the nation’s unassailable ruling party and culminating in a historic fracture in 1997. She broke away to forge her own path, launching a new political movement.

Through her subsequent alliance with the BJP-led NDA in 1999, she earned her title as the ultimate storm petrel of the political arena. She was a force of nature—so volatile and unyielding that even the famously charming Prime Minister Atal Bihari Vajpayee reportedly had to sit down with her mother just to discuss the tempest that was her daughter.

Ah, the early 2000s. What a glorious time to be alive in Bharat, witnessing the sheer, unadulterated grace of Mamata Banerjee during her stint with the NDA from 1999 to 2004. Her tenure was a masterclass in calm diplomacy—if by "diplomacy" you mean throwing a series of legendary, spectacular tantrums whenever she didn’t get her way.

Take 2001, for instance. A simpler time, when a sudden, deep, and entirely selfless moral awakening compelled our heroine to abandon the NDA fold. The catalyst? A Tehelka magazine exposé on corruption. Naturally, loathing corruption as she did, she immediately pivoted into the warm, pristine, and historically scandal-free embrace of the Congress Party for the 2001 State Assembly elections. Because where else does one go to seek purity?

But alas, the universe is a cruel place. When the NDA stubbornly remained in power at the Center, her profound moral outrage miraculously evaporated. By 2004, she gracefully glided back into the NDA fold for the General Elections. The voters of Bengal, utterly overwhelmed by this display of steadfast conviction, rewarded her party by sending exactly one MP to Parliament: her. Truly, a stunning mandate.

Then came the absolute chef’s kiss of her political career—her iconic, Oscar-worthy performance in the Lok Sabha on August 4, 2005. Picture the scene: a sanctuary of democratic discourse. Didi, having been denied permission to speak, decided the most statesmanlike response was to turn the Parliament into a batting cage. In a beautiful display of democratic maturity, she literally flung a sheaf of papers right at the Speaker's face.    

            


And what was the grave injustice driving this righteous fury? She was desperately trying to sound the alarm on the massive influx of illegal infiltrators from Bangladesh into West Bengal. According to her passionate contention back then, this infiltration wasn't just a coincidence—it was actively being encouraged by the Left Front state government and coddled by the Congress-led UPA at the Center just to build a cozy vote bank. Fast forward to the present day, and it is truly heartwarming to see how time changes absolutely nothing. The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife: the very same leader who once threw physical objects in Parliament to stop illegal immigration has now built an entire political fortress on protecting that very same demographic. You really have to admire the seamless pivot from "Infiltrators are destroying Bengal!" to "How dare anyone question our demographic shifts!" Consistency is a hobgoblin of little minds, after all. And in Indian politics, flexibility is a superpower.

After another tragic setback in the 2006 State Assembly elections, she was forced to temporarily pause her grand national ambitions and focus exclusively on the local peasantry. And then, the heavens parted in 2011. The long-suffering citizens of Bengal, desperate to end 34 years of disastrous Left Front governance, looked at this lady draped in a humble white cotton saree and modest rubber flip-flops, and thought, "Ah, finally! Our saint has arrived."

How could the unsuspecting public have possibly guessed that beneath that austere cotton facade beat the heart of a political leviathan? In a spectacular display of recycling efficiency, she didn't just defeat the CPI(M)—she absorbed them. Their goons, their enforcers, and their criminal apparatus were thoughtfully rescued from unemployment and given brand-new badges under her patronage. Why build a new tyranny from scratch when you can inherit a well-oiled machine?

By 2016, the citizens of Bengal fully realized the profound joy of leaping directly out of the frying pan and straight into a raging furnace. The election was a breeze. Under her enlightened stewardship, the state perfected the art of administrative hospitality, institutionalizing the influx of illegal immigrants. A magnificent, well-oiled machinery was activated, efficiently minting identity documents for illegal aliens so they could seamlessly disperse across the nation—creating a delightful, permanent hide-and-seek nightmare for national security forces.

But then came 2021. The audacity! The BJP, riding high on a massive 2019 central re-election, actually dared to present a real challenge to her utopian fiefdom. What followed was an absolute masterpiece of democratic governance. It is truly inspiring to watch a state transform into a shining beacon of lawlessness, powered by an unrelenting, burning hatred for anything even remotely resembling national interest or constitutional propriety.

Let’s take a moment to marvel at the sheer, unadulterated brilliance of the state's leadership during this era:

The Post-Poll "U उत्सव" (Festival): Because nothing says "thank you for voting" quite like unleashing a wave of horrific post-poll violence. Who needs peace when you can terrorize your own citizens into submission?

Border? What Border?: Why bother with trivial things like national security? Let’s keep the borders porous, actively oppose the Union government’s frantic efforts to fence the Bangladesh border, and welcome large-scale infiltration with open arms. After all, what's a little demographic shift and security threat among friends?

Economic Sabotage as a Hobby: When vast crude oil and natural gas reserves are discovered in North 24 Parganas, the logical, sane response is to extract them, right? Wrong! Let's stubbornly refuse to acquire the land. Who needs economic prosperity, energy independence, or state revenue when you can just wallow in spite?

The sheer, jaw-dropping disrespect leveled at the highest offices of the country deserves its own round of sarcastic applause. Pick daily, petty fights with the Governor? Check.

 Be openly hostile, toxic, and childishly disrespectful to the Prime Minister? Check.

Then there was the ultimate insult: imagine having the audacity to shift a formal event for the President of India to an inaccessible location, just to be petty. It takes a special, terrifying level of arrogance to draw a public reprimand from the Honorable President themselves.

Furthermore, it is utterly infuriating to watch the state police force—taxpayer-funded public servants—be systematically degraded into a private militia used solely for political intimidation. Under this regime, even Central investigative agencies weren't safe from physical assault. Intimidation wasn't just a tactic; it was the official state policy. 

And let us not forget the breathless audacity of trying to scuttle the Special Intensive Revision (SIR) of electoral rolls. When the state government couldn't stop it, they tried to delay it, desperately hoping to force an election using bloated, compromised voter lists.

This culminated in the climax of arrogance. When the Honorable Supreme Court predictably saw through this devious, anti-democratic ploy and thwarted it, what was her mature, constitutional response? To hold a judicial officer hostage. Let that sink in. Holding a court-deployed officer hostage because a ruling didn't go her way. It is a level of despotic madness that effectively drove the final nail into the coffin of her own political party’s legitimacy.

In the end, it took the deployment of over 200,000 central security personnel and the complete, deliberate sidelining of the compromised state police to achieve something tragic: for the first time since Independence, Bengal experienced a completely violence-free election. The raging irony here is palpable. The only way to guarantee a peaceful, democratic process in Bengal was to treat the state's own ruling apparatus as the primary security threat.

What a truly inspirational saga. It just goes to show that with enough cotton sarees, a pair of rubber slippers, and an absolute lack of a political compass, you too can build an empire on the ashes of voters' hopes. What a glorious, infuriating triumph for the history books. This narration would be incomplete without describing the elections & electoral under her regime without including this for 2016, 2021and 2026 Assembly election. This was post on Facebook by Rishi bagree, though the original Post is by someone else 

“It’s truly heartbreaking to see the post-election grief among sections of Bengal’s secular intelligentsia. Candlelight vigils may soon be organized in drawing rooms in South Kolkata. Therapy circles may follow.

Rabindra Sangeet will probably be sung in mournful tones over glasses of imported red wine as eminent intellectuals nibbling at Gouda cheese and bhetki fish fries try to process the collapse of democracy in West Bengal. And what exactly caused this democratic collapse? Something terrible… INDESCRIBABLY TERRIBLE, happened.

People were allowed to vote.

Yes, you read that correctly.

Unlike in previous elections, this time an alarmingly large number of citizens committed the grave constitutional impropriety of casting their own votes rather than being forced to outsource the responsibility to local TMC workers. Naturally, the results of this laissez-faire experiment were disastrous. For decades, Bengal had evolved a uniquely participatory democratic model in which enthusiastic and obliging grassroots cadres lovingly intimidated citizens and cast their votes on their behalf. It was efficient, time-saving, and environmentally friendly. Voters could remain comfortably at home eating luchi and alurdom while democracy was professionally managed by trained experts at the booth.

But this year, thanks to the sinister machinations of the Election Commission and Central Forces, ordinary people were forced to stand in line and press buttons themselves.

Could there be a greater assault on Bengal’s liberal-democratic traditions? Many secular journalists are understandably outraged. Their columns drip with anguish. Television panelists stare into cameras with the expression of aristocrats watching peasants storming their palaces in the middle of a dance performance.

“This was not a fair election,” they declare solemnly.

And they are right.

Where was the fairness in allowing actual voters to determine the result? Take booth capturing, for instance.

Once celebrated as a vibrant local tradition, it has now been cruelly and illegally delegitimized.

Entire generations grew up believing that “chappa vote” was not electoral malpractice but an intangible cultural heritage of Bengal, somewhere between Durga Puja and jhal muri.

Now, that’s gone, just like that. The Diamond Harbour model was especially a masterpiece of organizational excellence. It represented Bengal’s contribution to democratic innovation. Political scientists should have studied it. Harvard Business School should have written case studies on it. Bhaipo should have been conferred a doctorate by the University of East Georgia (like his Pishi once was… but that’s another story).

Think about the logistics involved.

Dead voters arrive punctually every election. Entire neighborhoods are recording a miraculous 98 per cent turnout before lunch. Opposition polling agents are being persuaded to voluntarily leave booths midway through counting. These things required discipline, commitment, and teamwork.

But the evil Election Commission dismantled this ecosystem with ruthless efficiency. Worse, Central Forces stood outside booths behaving as though elections were meant to be peaceful. Peaceful elections in Bengal! What next? Hygienic phuchkas?

The real tragedy, however, lies elsewhere.

This time, residents of gated communities were apparently allowed to vote conveniently within their own housing complexes. This has deeply shaken Bengal’s secular conscience.

Historically, these gated community people knew their place. They paid taxes, complained on WhatsApp groups about potholes, and remained politically irrelevant. But now they emerged blinking into sunlight and voted enthusiastically.

Most disturbing of all, many turned out to be closet Sanghis.

Horror of horrors! For years, Bengal’s intellectual ecosystem had assured itself that BJP supporters existed only in obscure districts populated by people who consumed excessive quantities of vegetarian food and milk. Suddenly discovering that chartered accountants, software engineers, doctors, and apartment-owning middle-class Bengalis who ate eggs-and-bacon for breakfast and drank whisky in the evenings also voted for the BJP has caused widespread psychological trauma.

 

One columnist described the result as “the death of Bengal’s soul.”

Another called it “the triumph of majoritarian darkness.”

A third blamed misinformation, capitalism, patriarchy, neoliberalism, WhatsApp, toxic masculinity, and even climate change.

Nobody, of course, considered the possibility that voters may simply have voted differently.

That would be absurd.

Then comes the gravest injustice of all. Deceased voters were denied their democratic rights.

For decades, Bengal led the world as an equal opportunity democracy. It ensured  inclusive electoral practices by ensuring participation from both the living and the dead. Elections here transcended mortal limitations.

Democracy did not discriminate between corporeal and spiritual existence.

Many departed grandfathers, uncles, neighbors, and long-lost relatives continued to vote faithfully in election after election, voting for TMC and demonstrating civic commitment rare among the living population.

But this time, the fascistic alliance between the Election Commission and Central Forces disenfranchised even ghosts.

What is our democracy coming to when spirits cannot exercise franchise rights from the Great Beyond?

One shudders to imagine the disappointment among deceased party loyalists floating mournfully above polling stations, unable to contribute to the secular fabric of the state. Last heard, there are long spectral queues outside psychiatric clinics as dejected ghosts line up to get treated for Post Deletion Stress Disorder (PDSD).

Then, even friendly neighborhood Bangladeshis were disenfranchised. Not only was this a brazen attack on secularism, it also cast India’s international relations into a tight spot. The Bangladesh PM will now visit China on his first foreign visit in protest against this gross injustice to its citizens.

The attack on Bengal’s syncretic traditions does not end there.

There are troubling reports that some polling booths actually maintained queues. Genuine queues. Citizens stood patiently and entered one by one. No sudden surges of enthusiastic young men arriving on motorcycles. No mysterious disappearance of opposition polling agents. No dramatic power cuts.

This sterile Scandinavian-style voting environment is completely alien to Bengal’s political culture.

Where was the adrenaline? Where was the revolutionary excitement? Where was the spirit of participatory improvisation?

An election should feel alive.

There should be tension, uncertainty, rumors, strategic intimidation, occasional chair-throwing, and at least one viral video involving slippers. Otherwise how will future generations experience the richness of Indian democracy with Bengali characteristics?

Particularly tragic has been the suffering of television intellectuals.

For years, many occupied a comfortable ecosystem in which Bengal’s electorate was imagined as permanently enlightened, secular, progressive, and morally superior to the rest of India. Election results were merely formalities confirming this civilizational truth.

Now that the electorate has inconveniently exercised independent political agency, an explanation must be found. Naturally, the people themselves cannot be blamed. That would be elitist.

So, the fault must lie elsewhere -- the ECI, Central Forces, EVMs, WhatsApp, North Indian influence, corporate conspiracies, algorithmic radicalization, and the insufficient recitation of Tagore poems in schools.

Meanwhile, the play is going off-script. Ordinary Bengalis appear suspiciously cheerful and optimistic about the result.

Shopkeepers are discussing politics openly. Middle-class families are celebrating results on balconies. Young professionals who previously avoided political conversations are suddenly speaking up. Even many longtime silent voters look relieved.

This, of course, is further proof that democracy is in danger.

Because in certain intellectual circles, democracy is considered healthy only when voters produce the correct outcome.

Still, one must sympathize with the secular commentariat. They are going through a difficult transition.

For decades, they believed Bengal was uniquely immune to political change. That history had ended permanently somewhere between College Street and Ballygunge. That the state belonged morally, intellectually, and electorally to one ideological ecosystem forever.

Unfortunately, voters had other ideas.

And that, ultimately, is the real scandal.

The people of Bengal forgot the first rule of elite-approved democracy -- you may vote freely, provided you vote correctly.”

 

- Arnab Mitra

                              






 


The Saree, the Slippers, and the U-Turn: The Evolution of Bengal’s Storm Petrel.

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